“Logbook entry by the Captain… The writer of those episodes promised me and the crew for weeks now, we could find a planet. But what is he doing? Nothing, get distracted, tell other stories and nothing about this stupid planet!” Right at this moment Jennie and Emma are calling the captain “Admiral Sisters Jennie and Emma calling! Captain to the bridge! Captain to the bridge!” Colifused is a bit confused now… But well lets go to the bridge!
A Planet?
Colifused enters the bridge. He notices the entire bridge crew seems to be happy! “Well whats up here?” asks Colifused “Wait but first… Jennie, Emma… since when… are you ADMIRALS?” Emma smirks “Captain oh Captain thats easy. Everyone gets promoted on here or make up their own ranks. So I thought it is time to promote ourself to admirals! And before you get too grumpy and all that. I have promoted you to the Admiral Captain Busdriver Boss! So you are still in higher rank than us!” Phew good we know that now (I wonder who is writing that and think about such weird ranks) Colifused nods and agrees. “But why did you call me?” The entire bridge yells “We found the planet!” Looking at the bridge screen Colifused sees this wonderful blue planet! “Wow. So whats there? Are the people on it? Did you scan it already?” JB nods and mumbles “Well there is nothing. Maybe the scanner is damaged or well we all took drugs and there isnt a planet in reality on the screen!”
Ok ok then lets scan it again! The moment JB starts to scan it again, a weird noise started to happen. On the speakers they hear now a deep male voice “WE ARE WEBB AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN!”
Whats Going On?
Totally excited to the background music of that message Colifused and Ian jump around and chant “MOSHPIT TIME! F*CKING HELL!” The deep voice gets a bit annoyed now! “You are supposed to get scared! BE SCARED!” The entire crew laughs. Not with this music! “Excuse me Mr. Voice but what do you want from us?” asks Admiral Emma. “Thats easy. We are bored here in the dark zone and tried to get some people. So we created this hologram planet to attract. When spaceships come by we wanted to play trick or treat. But somehow everyone wants a moshpit…. This is so sad!” Emma whispers something to Jennie and she nods. “Well here is Admiral Jennie, why dont you come over here and we will have a halloween party? Or what about we tell you about our Seaside Dreaming?”
Another Party?
The Webb crew agreed. So this ship have another party! Wooohoo! I dont want to tell you more details. Short version. Colifused, Tom and Ian got drunk. Clare and Betty were up for more trouble. Jennie and Emma drank wine and well Ashley told Charley to get over it and stop “working”. Some hours after the party Colifused has one of his logical moments and thinks out loud “Oh well who needs a planet when we have all what we need on this ship. Friends, fun, music and a very good time! Ashley thats worth an unplugged song!” All are happy as Ashley starts to play a song!
What Will Happen Next Time?
Now that we have found the planet what will happen now? Has the writer even more ideas? No one knows, so better check out this blog next week again!
